fc26168@GlaxoWellcome.co.uk
Friday, 14. November 2003 05:15 PM


Wrote...
Nice one Danny. Cheers for the info. His extreme anti-english behaviour makes slightly more sense now...

An American friend of mine was in London for two weeks working at the EMC building opposite Spooners camp. After a few days of cummuting he noticed Spooner was homeless and decided to offer him a bunch of bananas (bless the gullible yank!). Spooner didn't take kindly to this 'charity' and chased my mate all the way to the EMC building entrance (wielding his stick). Like you say, not a friendly chap.
Keep me updated on any news (comedy shows & spooner)

Cheers Frazer


tramp@fsnet.co.uk
Mon Mar 11 21:07:45 2002
 

Wrote...
I wish to complain most strongly about the spooning of tramps. I was a tramp once, and some bastard threw a spoon at me. Unfortunately I happened to be yawning at the time and it rammed down my throat. I have never been able to speak, eat or give blowjobs since that fateful day. So be careful - all you spoon-throwers out there. You might well catch someone mid-yawn and ruin their afternoon nap

Stella



ian98@@aol.com
Sun Mar 12 01:15 2002
 

I have seen the tramp, whats he do with all the spoons? and is it illegal to lob them at him?

Ian


Stephen Lightfoot baboa@eurobell.co.uk
Mon Mar 11 21:07:45 2002
 
Hi, I was directed to your magnificent site when I entered a search query for "dead pigeons" - guess the internet really is information for all ! I recall in the film "The Matrix" That Keanu Reeves is told by a small boy resembling a boiled egg that "there is no spoon" - Is this true????? If os, what is the future for Spoons everywhere? Have we been living a slightly bowl shaped serving utensil based lie all this time ?? What is the truth? We must be told!

Anyway, many people have been mailed with your link!

TTFN
Station Lightyears




davecrane@supanet.com
Monday 02-Oct-2006

Hi,

Perhaps the lovely people at rathergood.com could send this charming man a "Spoonguard" to protect himself from you evil spoon lobbers.
Do you just lob metal spoons or are plastic ones acceptable?
In fact is any cutlery acceptable to lob?

We have a tramp in Bedford, he likes to wear incredibly fashionable stripy tights, with interesting ladders in them.

Perhaps the 2 could be fixed up on a date sometime?

Another idea for you, perhaps you could stand on the bridge above and try a spot of spoon fishing?

Regards

Dave C
Bedford



 




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