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15 years
ago we were passing the flyover at Chiswick.
Just underneath the flyover we came across a
smelly old tramp named SPOONER.
He has
lived there for many years on dead cats and rancid pigeons.
The
police gave me this information on good authority, after he
tried to re-arrange my looks with a pickaxe handle.
He
blatantly displayed a sign saying ALL COCKNEYS ARE
WANKERS.
Being
of true cockney breeding I naturally took offence to this
statement.
I
decided to form a little club called Spoon
The Tramp.
Over the last fifteen years I have personally
thrown around 8000 spoons at this chap. (To
stir things up)
The
best time to bomb this geezer with spoons is about 2.30 in the
morning when he is in his little wooden establishment.
The
last spooning was Monday 18th December at 2.45 am
and we claim a direct hit (204 spoons in one launch).
Photographs were taken of the raid and will be
displayed shortly.
Please
see map for location of Spooner
Email
back claims of spooning and any photos of your raid to publish
on this site.
Danny
Blue
President
of the Spooners Association
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